The Allied Republics of United Continental Africa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeff Jeffries with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 4.675 billion United Africans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lion City. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United African economy, worth 890 trillion Rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 190,571 Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, every week is blindness awareness week, the horniness of the great-horned Lion is considered a national priority, and parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Continental Africa's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Continental Africa is ranked 260,783^rd in the world and 9,932^nd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,768.32 Standard Monetary Units.